On Thursday afternoon a man in Madison Wisconsin was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon and possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. However, his biggest crime may be completely unrelated to these charges and have more to do with his atrocious name.
Jeffrey Wilschke apparently changed his name back in October 2011 to....wait for it.... Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. No those aren’t scat lyrics. That’s his legal name. There’s no indication for why he’s changed his name to this but his Facebook page reveals more about his interesting character. According to his activities he likes “eating” “standing” “walking” “thinking” (probably about wild names) and “diamond” (I don’t know what this means either). He’s also single. Gee big shocker. I can’t imagine telling girls your name is Beezow Doo-Doo and flashing your concealed weapons is a recipe for success in the dating department.
On Thursday afternoon, frightened neighbors called the cops and reported that Zopittybop-Bop-Bop and his buddies (twiddly dink and Du-wop) were in a nearby park using drugs and drinking; getting altogether too crazy. After police apprehended Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, he told them he would promptly “get even with them” after his release. I truly wonder what Zopittybob-Bop-Bop thinks he can ever do to get “even” with these cops. He’s already given himself the most ridiculous name. I guess he doesn’t mind the fact that he’ll never be taken seriously or land a job in his life while he carries such a title.